I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Someone came in the potted fern
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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