I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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