it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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