PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
