and i looked up. we had an audience...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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