"it" just moved
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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