Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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