Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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