I feel great
I just peed on a car
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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