Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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