I'm really into asian looking animals
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
His nipple licking is glorious
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