Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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