Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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