i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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