Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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