i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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