i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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