Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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