real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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