i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Help. Why am I so naked?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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