some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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