It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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