covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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