She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Shame - the story of my life.
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