sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
