I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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