we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
