Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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