My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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