I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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