Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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