is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
