Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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