I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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