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(586): View more from Michigan

Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number

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(949): View more from California

who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool

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(407): View more from Florida

I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"

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(219): View more from Indiana

sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.

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(907): View more from Alaska

the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.

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(703): View more from Virginia

No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old

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(254): View more from Texas

I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.

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