I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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