You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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