I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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