I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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