i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
