I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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