if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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