for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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