honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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