I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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