it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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