Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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