...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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