Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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