You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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