If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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