no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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