just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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