Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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