erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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