ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
