She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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