I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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