ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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