drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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