just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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